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[16. 03. 2009
10.47pm] |
heightdown.blogspot.com
Look at my brand new blog. Nice n' fresh.
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| I think I'm in love |
[19. 02. 2009
08.44pm] |
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So I found this hilarious ad on craigslist the other day:
Thomas Kinkade Role Playing - m4w - 24 (Sea)
Reply to: pers-1039465093@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-17, 10:25PM PST
I am great American painter Thomas Kinkade. You are my beautiful wife Nanette. I come into the bedroom having just completed a painting of a house at night with trees and candles and stuff like that. I cleverly hid the letter N in the painting as a love note to you, and that turns you on, and you take off your clothes. You call me the painter of light, because my paintings look like they glow in the dark and shit, and I thank you and take off my pants. I touch you and bring peace and joy into your life. I then credit the Lord for my ability and inspiration to fuck you, and then I fuck you. When I finish I paint your face
So I emailed him, and this is the reply I got:
Nanette, is this your new email address? Computers are confusing.
The Lord has made me to work with my hands and colors and light not
with numbers and buttons.
I hate to be away from you for so long, but the business trip is going
well. I've secured a licensing deal to create a new series of NASCAR
Disney Christmas paintings. I'm sure my collectors will be excited to
hear about it. I've got to top the Golfing with Jesus series somehow.
But I do hate being away from you and the kids and my studio. It gets
lonely on the road. I'll be heading home after my Master Highlighter
event this weekend in Delaware, but in the meantime, could you send
pictures to keep me company? In return I'll send some sketches I've
made of you on the road.
Love,
Thomas
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[07. 12. 2008
09.53pm] |
Stephanie is all over the fucking place!
BLAH!
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[26. 10. 2008
06.40pm] |
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I got the job! Thank God, because after a day like this at work, I'd probably go postal if I had to continue working retail. 11 more days.
Nothing else is going on.
Keepin' it real.
Trying to take a vacation at some point! Now that I'll be able to afford it. Huzzah!
My friend is coming to visit in January! I love it when people from out of state come visit, so that I can show them how awesome Seattle is. I'm already planning where I'm going to take him. I love tourists!
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| tip drill |
[23. 10. 2008
01.20pm] |
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here comes your man - the pixies |
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After reaching the conclusion that I'll forever be single, I am turning to the love and support of my porn arsenal. Let the good times roll!
In other news, I had a job interview yesterday. I probably won't get it, but you never know!
And then I went and got my pumpkin carving on with a bunch of weird girls and my friend Renee, who invited me. Awesome.
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[10. 09. 2008
03.57am] |
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This summer was fucking nuts
The highlights are wildly inappropriate
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[05. 09. 2008
09.01am] |
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doomage |
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What a crazy fucking week.
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[17. 08. 2008
11.42pm] |
I love my new place still. I also LOVE my room mates. They're all super laid-back, fun and interesting. I REALLY lucked out. Seriously. I love everything about this house.
Everything but my stupid walls, because tape won't stick to them and all my pictures and posters fall down every five minutes and it's driving me fucking crazy.
I may have a new job lined up. Woop!
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[03. 07. 2008
09.21am] |
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debaser - the pixies |
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I really don't understand boys. They're all fucked up.
Getting my brakes fixed finally.
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[01. 07. 2008
06.39pm] |
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Haha, I just looked at my old livejournal. I used to be way cooler.
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| Finally |
[27. 06. 2008
10.22am] |
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Stephanie hooked up, whoop whoop!
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[01. 06. 2008
02.09am] |
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some shit by The Good Life |
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Why are people such pieces of shit? Honestly, I've heard my share of fucked up stories to last me a life time.
Mine included. It's fucking painful. It's the breakup I never had. I'm listening to too many sad songs. I should probably stop doing that.
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| That's life! |
[19. 05. 2008
04.03pm] |
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a shit ton of elliott smith... maybe that's my problem |
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"they say that rats leave sinking ships..."
I need to leave my sinking ship, too.
I just don't know what my plan is when I get off.
Everything is pretty much going to hell in a handbasket. It's pretty laughable.
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[15. 05. 2008
07.59pm] |
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no one wants to hear about what you dreamt about unless you dreamt about them
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| Can't hurry love |
[14. 04. 2008
09.33pm] |
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So, with another one down, it seems as though I've had a constant stream of romantic failures in my life. Things that just never worked out for whatever reason.
After I broke up with Al, I thought that the kind of guy that would be good for me is a nice, sensitive person who loves to share his feelings and we'd go out all the time and it would be great.
Now I'm realizing that I am keeping the cliche alive when I say, I like dating assholes. I've dated a couple of nice guys since I broke up with Al, but I am realizing that I find this boring and predictable.
The kind of guy that I like? I like a guy who, when I make fun of him, he'll throw it right back at me. Someone who is masculine, tall, and knows what he wants. I want someone who is confident and doesn't over apologize. I want someone with a direction. I like the kind of guy who's my best friend in public and only a lover behind closed doors. I want someone who is honest in the most diplomatic way, but can still make fun of me when it needs to happen. I like the kind of guy who leaves the TV on during sex. Someone who is rough and dominant. Someone who enjoys pedophilia jokes and people watching. Someone who buys me ridiculous porn for my birthday. Someone who is just up front with how they feel. Someone who doesn't take my shit. Someone who truly makes me laugh.
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[14. 04. 2008
05.36pm] |
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why does everything have to go to hell in a handbasket so often? I want to move!
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[11. 04. 2008
06.33pm] |
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son of sam - elliott smith |
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Fuck you, give me my money
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| Super 1 |
[02. 04. 2008
07.54pm] |
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brian jonestown massacre |
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Guy that I'm kind of dating and I are going to Eastern WA for the weekend. Exciting! I am REALLY looking forward to it. Fo reals really. I like him more and more every day. Awww.
That's all she wrote!@
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[28. 03. 2008
01.54pm] |
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YMDITD |
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Edit: I am done with everything that I've been doing the past two weeks, it's SO not worth it. It's laughable almost, the pickles that I've gotten myself into. That's not how Stephanie rolls.
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| what what |
[24. 03. 2008
04.10pm] |
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I need a hot man on me, a cigarette and a martini. Right now.
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